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NIV:You will call and I will answer you;

YES NO DOUBT ABOUT IT ABSOLUTELY THE STARS SAY NO
UNLIKELY INDICATIONS SAY YES POSITIVELY ANSWER UNCLEAR ASK LATER
LOOKS LIKE YES CHANCE AREN'T GOOD FOCUS AND
ASK AGAIN
CAN'T SAY NOW
NO VERY LIKELY CONSULT ME LATER CANNOT FORETELL NOW
YOU CAN
COUNT ON IT
PROSPECT GOOD DON'T BET ON IT SO IT SHALL BE
Date Number Questions Answers
2359 1583071273 Was that sweat on my bed? YOU CAN COUNT ON IT
2358 1583071221 Was that sweat on my sheet? FOCUS AND ASK AGAIN
2357 1583071176 Was that swear on my sheets? LOOKS LIKE YES
2356 1583022231 sdgsdg SO IT SHALL BE
2355 1582815357 Will GitHub be offline all day? LOOKS LIKE YES
2354 1582815352 Will GitHub be offline all day? NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
2353 1582815340 Will GitHub be offline all day? FOCUS AND ASK AGAIN
2352 1582815335 Will GitHub be offline all day? NO
2351 1582815323 Will GitHub be offline all day? CONSULT ME LATER
2350 1582815300 Will github be offline all day? CANNOT FORETELL NOW
2349 1582526852 Will we still live in our home on March 7th 2020 NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
2348 1581799069 Should I use a carrot? UNLIKELY
2347 1581743688 Am I going to wet my bed tonight? LOOKS LIKE YES
2346 1581612671 Is it time to go to lunch? INDICATIONS SAY YES
2345 1581179230 Should I insert a carrot? UNLIKELY